“I’ll never lose anyone important to me again”
Oh, señor, what looovely cape señor has, rhumba! Even though new to Class Zeeero with no nuuumber, get to have such niiiice cape, rhumba! Where is liiiitle señorita always taaalk about? Say will proteeect her, si? Very noooble, rhumba! Has Rhumba’s approval! Rhumba know though. Rhumba can seeee señor, even if cannot seeee Rhumba. Very daaangerous seeecret, no? War have maaany sacrifices, no? Rhumba wish happy eeending, rhumba.
—Pig Noise; Rhumba
If plan to become amigo of dis señor, be sure no mention brother, rhumba!
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The dictionary definition for fanfiction is “unofficial, unlicensed, fictional stories about celebrities or fictional characters, written by fans.” Even roleplaying can be seen as an extension of fanfiction to a degree. A crackfic is identified by its absurd, surprising, or downright ridiculous premise.
And so therefore, we at FFU hereby issue a challenge!
Using the prompts provided, write a short crackfic centred around your character. The sillier, the better!
Submit your creations to the Creature Committee by June 6th. The winner will have their crackfic read aloud by FFU’s own crackfic connoisseur Rygdea!
Keep your eyes peeled for a contest-winning example courtesy of Miss Lebreau later today!
As well, Miss Lebreau offers some advice in the way of MAYhem Writing through the following link HERE!
Rules!
- Please use the character you’ll be submitting with in the fic.
- One submission per character please.
- Multiple chapters are welcome but please do not exceed 1000 words.
- Please keep your fics PG-13.
- Please use coherent English sentences. Purposeful grammar and spelling errors can be used tactfully, but should still be legible.
- Crossovers, out of character moments, and blatant
abuseof beloved characters is highly encouraged!
Prompts!
- Shopping
- An Odd Meeting
- Springtime
And remember, have fun! Happy fic writing!!
There were 16 words, each word found is worth 10 gil. So if you found them all correct, you received 100 gil! You can see your total gil here.
Answer is below the cut
The heart of a rose and the looks of a prince, this one is no frog, kupo! Just look at those flowing locks, kupo~po! It’s fitting for the brother of Gordon, kupo! He is a prince of Kashuan, kupopopo~! His courtly love leads his fate, kupooooo! Will his soul be reborn, kupo?
-Mog
Follow the quest of this rosey prince and you will know the unknown!
“Now you face the pride of the Dragoons!”
Not a dragon, no make mistake like Chacha did, buhi! Called a Dragoon, buhi. Means can jump really high, buhi! Oh, also dragons like Dragoon, buhi. But this guy last from homeland, buhi. No like emperors either, buhi. Chacha think armour look cool! Wonder what looks like under helmet, buhi!
—Pig Nosie; Chacha
Says he lookie for an Ultima, buhi. Chacha no know what is! Maybe you can help?
“I’m a general, not some opera floozy!”
Kupeh! She’s a little scary, and when I say scary, I mean she’s a genetically enhanced knight, Kupeh! One of the empire’s number one generals, Kupeh! Standing at a height that surpasses mine, kupeh, she doesn’t like asking for help. She’s really proud, kupeh kupeh! If you want to woo this one, give her roses, she loves ‘em! But if you’re weak, forget it, kupeh!
“When I was a kid, I’ve always wanted to have wings. You know, like an angel.”
A Turk who had been involved since the start. The young woman holds more knowledge than what others would assume at first glance. With enough skill using her shuriken, Rekka to back her up, the Turk has no fear in doing what she thinks is right. Even if it means that some missions are better left unfinished.
And another Mini Game Monday comes around, this time the game will be a word search. Find all the heroes names on this puzzle each correct answer will earn you 10 gil and with 16 heroes to find you can earn 160 gil in total your total gil count can be found here. Mark the words that you’ve found and send it on over to the Creature Committee when you’re done.
Download the word search here.
(No programs? No problem! Print it, mark it, scan it, and send it!)
Submission will be closed on Saturday 12:00 PST and the solution will be posted sometimes that Saturday.
Have fun! And happy Monday.
“I may not know it’s you, and you may not know it’s me. But we will meet again. Someday soon. I promise!”
She she a witch? Kweh! How could anyone who looks as pure as her be called a witch? Kweh kweh wark kweh! She is a Nobody kweh! But Miss Namine is a gentle person even if she doesn’t have a heart. She’s not a evil or bad, but her strange power has led the others to call her a witch. She is talented in art and anything she draws can bring back your memories to you! Kweh!
—Boco
Wander into Castle Oblivion and see if you can find her to say hi.
